I had a hilariously awesome time reading through all your best / favorite pickup lines.
Some of you guys took the honest, straight-forward approach (“Hi, I’m ______, what’s your name?”), some were a little more direct (“I lick p*@#y like a champ.” — wow), and the rest were all kinds of funny.
It was tough picking a winner. There were at least ten I wanted to give this to, but sadly the dudes at Bonobos only let me pick one.
The pickup line that caught my (and Kate’s) attention the most (because we were laughing for so long, because we have the mentality of teenagers) is this one:
“Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.”
Ha! Damn, I wish I used that one the first time I met K. That would’ve helped set an accurate tone for the rest of the relationship.
Anyway, congratulations David! You’re the lucky winner of a pair of Game Day Chinos. You’ll be receiving an email shortly (if you haven’t already).
Thanks everyone for posting all your pickup lines, I really did have a great time reading those and I wish I could’ve given chinos to all you dudes.
In case you’re in a shopping mood, you can always take advantage of the “effortlessgent” coupon code at checkout when you shop at Bonobos.com. You’ll score 20% off your purchase.
Another thing to note: Bonobos had crazy site overload on Black Friday. They’ve since resolved their issues, are back online, and are RE-OFFERING their crazy Black Friday deals everyone was clamoring over (thus breaking the site).
So, if you missed the boat the first time, you still have a chance. I believe the sale is going on for another day. You can check it out on the homepage, Bonobos.com.
Till next time, have a great weekend!